• if reading fan fiction’s taught me anything, and I like to think it has, bad sex doesn’t happen to celebrities, just us peasants. 

  • nialllhoran:

    "i’d date a fan" horton hears a bitch ass liar

    (via arctikalex)

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  • Linda Evangelista doesn’t get out of bed for less than $10,000, I don’t bend over for less than a dime, you can see we’re both doing really well

  • "I need you so much closer..I need you so much closer," I sing to my phone just out of reach on my bed

  • just another one of those days where you have to give yourself a pep talk just to get into the shower

  • "but never have i been a blue calm sea, i have always been a storm."